Excerpts from "Have You Ever"

Have You Ever....................................................................................................................................


Called someone on the phone and got into a conversation with them before determining that they were not the person you had planned to talk to?

Offered someone a breath mint....and really meant it?

Been driving down the highway when a bug hits your windshield at full impact....or perhaps have a nice sized white splash of pigeon or sea gull doo doo hit your windshield and as you turn on the washer and wiper you forget to raise your driver side window?

Went to McDonalds and orderd a Whopper?

Gone to a meeting that you didn't know why you were going and then determined when you got out why you never should have went in the first place?

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After much pleading from several esteemed colleagues, I have locked myself in my bathroom and made some

profound revelations which I've bound into a proposed manuscript entitled "Have You Ever," (A dialogue between Me, Myself and I over Other People.)

I thought I would take a moment to give you a sneak peak into some of my personal observations, epiphanies and revelations that let me know I'm not the only abnormal person left on earth.....

Have You Ever watched a woman put on her face in the morning while driving through traffic.......

Have you Ever watched the faces of an audience receiving a "snow" job from a "career" politician and they know it's a "snow" job!

Have You Ever noticed a person walking a dog and the animal had a strange resemblance to the person?

Have You Ever been driving on a street or highway minding your own business and someone comes up next to you and gives you "The Bird" (the Finger), for no apparent reason?  And finally.......

Have You Ever called your Mate or Mistress by a previous woman's name?

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